Ask Two Step Nick

Anonymous asked: Before the zombies, what was your worst fear?

poverty

Anonymous asked: If you could choose which zombie will kill you, which one would it be?

a tank for obvious reasons.  i want it over as soon as possible.

Anonymous asked: So Tank or Charger?

depends. if Ive got a decent weapon with me and lots of distance i might be able to take a charger down.  tank is a different story.  seen one lately?  I think i might prefer a quicker death from a tank snapping my neck than a charger beating me against the ground until my brains came out.

either way if i came across one now i would be screwed

Anonymous asked: Do you miss the boys? Sean and Isaac.

Yes.  I miss them both.  Isaac more than sean but I only miss sean because I have been feeling real shitty these past two weeks and he would proobably know how to get me betterr

Anonymous asked: Hey Nick, would you ever adopt a cat?

cats are cool.  Rob would probably eat it though, so no

Anonymous asked: You could have any one meal of your choosing right now. What is it?

Don't say cheeseburger. Shit's so cliche and you ain't Coach. I also won't accept steak.

i have eaten a lot of things in my life but I keep thinking back to when we were on the cruise ship.  they had shitty food but I remember hanging out with ellis and ro and coach, it just feels like it was tastier then.

I was also on probably twenty vicodins a day (its all the doctors had for pain) so that could have made a huge difference.

Anonymous asked: So my chest hurts some whenever I cough. You have experience with it; do you think it's a chest infection?

do you have a fever?  i had one for five days.  also vomiting and being cold and shitting milkshakes for a week.  it was not pretty. did you break any ribs lately?

Anonymous asked: Nick,if you hated Sean as much as you do,why didn't you just shoot him when the super tank appeared so he could nom nom on him while you guys ran off?

I did not hate him.  where did you get that idea?  he is an annoying punk ass kid but i do not want him to die.  8 springs needs him as a doctor anyway because that asshole dustin is a piece of shit.  i am still coughing to this day.

Anonymous asked: The one with the husband, who almost definitely wasn't a carrier. It was an ugly situation, to say the least.

that one.  well, christofer was an asshole, but I am sorry for what happened to them.  i can not say I wish that upon anyone.  the worst thing about fighting zombies is learning that you are the one making zombies

Anonymous asked: Hey Nick, do you still think about the crazy bitch you left behind way back when?

which one are you talking about?